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NO SPAM POLICY!!!!
All persons, businesses, and other entities that send any email to any email
address containing “danbalsam.com” voluntarily enter a contract with Dan
Balsam and agree to be bound by the terms of the contract and no spam
policy as described herein.
1. You agree that
neither Dan Balsam nor anyone else with an email address including
“danbalsam.com” has ever requested or solicited any commercial
communication from you, and that any commercial email you send that
includes “danbalsam.com” in the To, Cc, or Bcc fields that fits these
criteria is against the express wishes of the recipient(s).
2. You agree that any
email you send which advertises or promotes any product, service, or
Internet destination shall be subject to a $25,000.00 fee for reading
and responding appropriately. The fee may be paid in advance at
PayPal,
or Dan Balsam will remit an invoice.
3. Concealing your
identity increases the fee by $10,000.00 to compensate for the effort to
track down the sender.
4. You may not sell,
barter, or give away to any other party any email addresses containing
the domain name “danbalsam.com.” Violation of this clause subjects you
to liquidated damages of $10,000.00 or ten (10) times the amount of
money you made selling the address(es), whichever is greater.
5. In the event that
any suit or action is instituted to enforce any provision in this
contract, Dan Balsam shall be entitled to all costs and expenses of
maintaining such suit or action, including reasonable attorneys’ fees.
6. This contract shall
inure to the benefit of and be binding upon the parties hereto and their
respective heirs, successors, assigns, administrators, executors and
other legal representatives.
7. Any action in
respect of or concerning this contract shall be litigated solely in California State Courts.
Venue is proper where the spam is received or, if the sender has not
registered to do business with the California Secretary of State, venue is
proper in any county in California. This contract
shall be governed by, construed and enforced in accordance with the laws
of the State of California.
8. Sending email to or
copying to or blind copying to any email address containing the domain
name “danbalsam.com” constitutes acceptance of these terms.
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